Markas Žukauskas, who has been terrorising his parents, nannies, teachers and the unsuspecting public with his pranks and lack of attention since 1997, has been in the middle of a lot of mush. His favourite porridge was semolina with jam, but sometimes he also had oat porridge, and he was really good at cooking, but his main porridge was various pranks and light crimes. 

The record of this "bandit" is really impressive: 

16 house arrests (one of them lasted even two months, because M.Žukauskas ran pornography of a rather strong nature through the computer of one of the teachers, and put the computer to sleep. When the teacher came to conduct the semesters and moved the computer mouse, the students saw not their grades but group sex on the smart board screen) 

2 cars smashed. 

1 stolen Manija bar (for which Žukauskas spent 3 hours in police custody) 

1 time in the police custody. caught driving without a licence

12 escapes from home at night to various drunken parties

HUNDREDS of missed classes

Only his teenage crimes are listed here, because when he came of age, Markas moved to Vilnius, a jurisdiction where our main Commissioner, Markas's mother, no longer has the power to monitor him and collect material about his exploits. There is no doubt that most of the misdemeanours continued to take place in the capital. Unfortunately, we no longer have information about them... However, one thing is clear - Markas Žukauskas is a damn funny comedian who has been successfully making the people of Lithuania laugh for 7 years. He is entering 2024 with a new solo stand-up programme called "Bandit". Our daily newspaper can assure you that this show is a must see!