Moira married a Lithuanian man. She’s been living in Lithuania for 13 years. She had to develop a sense of humor to survive.
She thought it would be all forests, romance, and calm Baltic vibes.
Instead? Panic attacks, pink soup trauma, and learning to turn suffering into laughter.

In this brutally honest, black comedy show, one overly emotional foreigner tries to adapt to Lithuania. It’s about marriage, survival, and the hilariously uncomfortable ways we try (and fail) to hold it all together.

If you’ve ever tried to explain šaltibarščiai to a foreigner, survived a family gathering without crying, or been in a relationship where feelings are… optional, this show is for you.

Come to the show and help Moira to calm down.