Last day of 1999. The cream of society gathers in a luxury Swiss hotel to welcome the new millennium. Or at least desperately trying to be: Bill Crash (Mickey Rourke), wearing a cheap wig and posing as a successful businessman; Constance Rose Marie de la Val (Fanny Ardant), a marquise who loves dogs far more than she does people; Arthur William Dallas III (Arthur William Dallas III), a business tycoon who is celebrating his wedding anniversary with a wife 70 years his junior. John Cleese); Dr Lima (Joaquim de Almeida), a plastic surgeon with a few of his clients at the hotel; Bong, an Italian porn star (maybe more like a former one); and a host of other exceptional guests and equally memorable hotel staff. The action in the hotel is in full swing long before midnight: guests chat, argue, show their superiority and gush about extravagance.  It is the responsibility and duty of the hotel's director, Hansel Kopf (Oliver Masucci), to try to regulate this cacophony. With his colleagues and other hotel staff, Hansel will go to great lengths to ensure that his guests are not short of anything and that everyone is satisfied. Need I say that all his efforts will be in vain? Directed by Roman Polanski Starring Oliver Masucci, Fanny Ardant, John Cleese